4 Crisises of the First World

1. Cell Phone Envy - when your friends get higher technology than you, one by one. Assuming you have any friends, which seems less guaranteed in the First World than in the Third World.

2. Wal-Mart - is not open 24 hours. Where will the rising homeless population spend their time not working between the hours of midnight until morning?

3. Sxting - some people are not getting enough of it. By that, meaning or not meaning the author (yes it is true).

4. Prozac Nation - over 50% of the population is on anti-depressants. Yet, we still have mass shootings. Obviously, more prozac must be given to the masses.

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