About 15 years ago you went to bed with a friend’s housemate. It was a shame that your conquest had her period, but she said that you – gallantly, again, I must say – told her to flip over and then proceeded to fuck her up the arse. Unused to such anal attentions, the young lady shat on you.
She later opined about reading an interview with you in which you were asked what the most embarrassing moment of your career was:
“I’m not telling you, but it’s got something to do with excrement.”
fire escape talking: Bobby Gillespie is a fucking anorak
A really funny read -- fire escape talking: Bobby Gillespie is a fucking anorak -- especially for this part:
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